Sorrowful romantic: Worst case scenario, do you think it’s better to stay single forever or revisit my past?
Sensible friend: By “revisit your past,” do you mean get back with your ex-boyfriend?
Sorrowful romantic: I didn’t say that.
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Sorrowful romantic: Worst case scenario, do you think it’s better to stay single forever or revisit my past?
Sensible friend: By “revisit your past,” do you mean get back with your ex-boyfriend?
Sorrowful romantic: I didn’t say that.