Concerned empty nester: Even pretty girls have STDs.
Verbatim
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Overheard at the National Mall:
Pool reflector: Who knew swamps were so costly.
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Overheard in Midtown Manhattan:
Underworked intern: Sorry, had to go hit my boss’ vape.
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Overheard in the Lower East Side:
Crowd, chanting: Raise her dosage! Raise her dosage!
Egalitarian: I wish psychiatry was also democratic.
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Overheard at Late Meal:
Flirt: I kinda assumed you had a Star Wars phase because of your dad’s charming neurodivergence.
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Overheard in Yeh:
Gossiper: She tried coke at the Puerto Rico Princeternship and now thinks the startup life’s for her.
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Overheard in Small World:
Statistic: My parents’ car got robbed by a gang called the Kia Boyz.
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Overheard in Yeh Dining Hall:
Tired Researcher: Everytime I log into Slack it’s like, wow, I’m just a wage chud aren’t I.
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Overheard in Yeh Dining Hall:
Public School Go-er: My elementary school teacher gave us all hood names, I think mine was Niquisha.
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Overheard on Cannon Green:
Jewish man: Why did it take Eisgruber 60 years to figure out that he was Jewish? Did he never look in a mirror?
