Believer: I think it’s nice that they posted a father-daughter picture.
Non-Believer: That’s his GIRLFRIEND.
Believer: I think it’s nice that they posted a father-daughter picture.
Non-Believer: That’s his GIRLFRIEND.
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Ally: You used to be in gay love.
Star-Crossed friend: Well I was never in gay love.
I have this friend… she’s one step away from being a white woman with dreads.
Athlete, discussing his friends: Who’s touse and who’s bouse?
Someone’s father: Remember when you hugged your grandma Bess and it felt like you were hugging a stripper pole in Vegas?
Over-eager sophomore: I love your shirt! Is it from India?
Bob-cut ginger: It’s from J. Crew..
Editor-in-Chief Emeritus of The Tory: To what value is the HUM sequence for the investment banker?
HUManist: I want to be his sacrifice gladly offered.
Virtuous Man: I flee without paying, without saying goodbye.