Newest Issue: Wait For Me

No, no. Don’t leave just yet. The Nass bears the weight of waiting, and our shoulders are going numb.

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Recent Verbatims


Overheard at Late Meal

Sleep-deprived senior with misplaced priorities: “I haven’t started my thesis yet, but I’ve ranked every bathroom on campus by pee-ability.”

Overheard on Cannon Green

Student talking to another student of the class of 2024: “It looks like your hair has depopulated on your head since the last time I saw you.”

Overheard in Frist.

Student after a night at Terrace: “It was annoying talking to him, so I hooked up with him instead.”

Past Issues

A Cacophony of Swallows in Flight
A Cacophony of Swallows in Flight

This week, the Nass shares the floor. Enjoy this special co-curated issue with the Black Arts Collective.

Flood
Flood

The Nass is coming. Find a nice comfy ark and kick your feet up – it’s gonna be a while.

Renassance
Renassance

This week, the Nass faced death but returned from its sepulcher with new might.

Surveillance State
Surveillance State

This week the Nass is on the lookout, and there’s nowhere to hide

Nuclear Winter
Nuclear Winter

There’s a war on bad magazines, and we’re waging it full-force.

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