Newest Issue: Post-Post-Modernism

The Nass is ready to strip off all of this irony. We’re getting down to business.

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Recent Verbatims


Overheard in 1967 Hall

Self-proclaimed “girl’s girl”: Ugly people have to exist for there to be pretty people.

Overheard Walking up the Frist Hill

Walker: I think that I’m like, lowkey a Sisyphus kinnie.

Overheard in a kitchen

Cooking: Ooh, I like the hum of the pepper! Do you think some coconut milk might help contextualize it? Cooked: This is really beyond me, I must say.

Past Issues

Wait For Me
Wait For Me

No, no. Don’t leave just yet. The Nass bears the weight of waiting, and our shoulders are going numb.

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