This week, the Nass buys out the whole damn store, baby! And we’re all the better for it.
Student who has been in the library all day: I feel like I need to do something for myself for a change. Another student: What are you thinking? Same tired student: Sleep.
Someone who doesn’t play around: Has anyone told you that you are manipulative? Girl in boy troubles: Well. Actually, yes.
Friend discussing another friend’s disposition: I feel like you are a very chalant person. Friend being discussed: Really? I take myself as someone who isn’t non-chalant at all. Interjector: Guys! You are talking about the same thing!