Newest Issue: Tabloid

This week, the Nass wants to make you sooooo mad!

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Recent Verbatims


Overheard in Firestone.

Student who has been in the library all day: I feel like I need to do something for myself for a change. Another student: What are you thinking? Same tired student: Sleep.

Overheard in the Junior Slums.

Someone who doesn’t play around: Has anyone told you that you are manipulative? Girl in boy troubles: Well. Actually, yes.

Overheard in Small World.

Friend discussing another friend’s disposition: I feel like you are a very chalant person. Friend being discussed: Really? I take myself as someone who isn’t non-chalant at all. Interjector: Guys! You are talking about the same thing!

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24/7 discount luxury accessible merchandise platform for better empowerment
24/7 discount luxury accessible merchandise platform for better empowerment

This week, the Nass buys out the whole damn store, baby! And we’re all the better for it.

Denial
Denial

This week, the Nass shines a spotlight on everything you've hidden from. Oh horror, oh gloom!

God, I Love My Happy Family
God, I Love My Happy Family

This week, the Nass dives into the uncanny valley and drags some of you down with us.

Primordial Soup
Primordial Soup

This week, the Nass dips into the astral super-sauce and makes itself anew.

Things Left Out in the Sun
Things Left Out in the Sun

This week, the Nass forgot its sunscreen at home, but we’re fine to shrivel and burn.

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