Counterculture

April 10, 2025

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Overheard at Late Meal

Sleep-deprived senior with misplaced priorities: “I haven't started my thesis yet, but I've ranked every bathroom on campus by pee-ability.”

Overheard on Cannon Green

Student talking to another student of the class of 2024: “It looks like your hair has depopulated on your head since the last time I saw you.”

Overheard in Frist.

Student after a night at Terrace: “It was annoying talking to him, so I hooked up with him instead.”

Overheard in Firestone.

Girl: “Multigasm, is that a word?”

Boy: “It is now. Ohhhhh, baby.”

Overheard on the Dinky.

Passenger: “You know, you just can’t avoid meeting architects at Princeton…and there aren’t any good ones.”

Overheard Inside the U-Store.

Freshman who needs to stop saying shit like this: “I feel like I'm the golden retriever of this friendship.”

Overheard outside Teresa’s.

Nassling: “I wish guys had urologists like girls had gynecologists. I want a more specific doctor to look at my junk.”

Overheard in SLA class.

Anxious Professor:” This is good to know if you ever have a demonic encounter.”

Overheard in Coffee Club.

Nass Head Design: “I’m kind of the English GOAT if you think about it.”

Overheard on C-Floor of Firestone.

Attention Historian: "I've just learned that there's a class-action lawsuit against Film at Lincoln Center."

(spills full bottle of Diet Coke all over table)

Overheard at Shere Khan Darch.

Someone who hates acapella renditions of Imagine: “Gal Gadot is a girl chud.”

Overheard at Terrace.

Diagrammatic diva: "We made a deal that when fascism takes hold, we're going to start vaping again."

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