Sorrowful romantic: Worst case scenario, do you think it’s better to stay single forever or revisit my past?
Sensible friend: By “revisit your past,” do you mean get back with your ex-boyfriend?
Sorrowful romantic: I didn’t say that.

You’re leaving? No. No. Hang on, hang out. Light is cascading through the windows, and the Nass staying around.

Sorrowful romantic: Worst case scenario, do you think it’s better to stay single forever or revisit my past?
Sensible friend: By “revisit your past,” do you mean get back with your ex-boyfriend?
Sorrowful romantic: I didn’t say that.