The Honor Code

September 9, 2012


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Overheard in Frist during midterms

Girl 1: What was his name again?
Girl 2: Stalin.

Overheard on Google Maps

Disenchanted reviewer: Princeton is full of snobs! Besides the architecture of the school, the town has only 2 blocks worth seeing. The hospital is nothing like the TV show House, and no he does not work there! 4 blocks off the college is where the illegal immigrants gather and wait for day work. I was extremely disappointed in Princeton. I imagined a European type university village centered on a school with great prestige! Yeah, NO! not even close.

Overheard at Ivy

RCA, to zees: I just ravage girls.

Overheard in study area

Guy 1: Some guy in my physics class got a 93 on the midterm.
Guy 2: Is he Asian?
Guy 1: No, he’s just a normal-looking kid.

Overheard in Art History

Freshman: irregardless of pronunciation motifs of delineation and irregardless of how it activates senses it evokes provocative thoughts of malignant growths

Overheard at Study Break

Boy, to friends: I think I’m going to need to break it off with this girl. I don’t think I can handle a long-distance relationship.
Friend: Dude, she lives in Forbes.

Overheard on Twitter

CWR prof Colson Whitehead: I live two blocks from where I’m reading tonight. I can finish talking and totally be spankin’ it five minutes later. #metrics

Overheard in a Nass writer’s inbox

Hi Shayla--
I’m the News Editor at the Prince and we read some material you wrote for the Nass and were impressed. We like you to think about joining News staff this semester and reaching an even wider audience.
News is holding its open houses at 7 PM next Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night in our offices at 48 University Place. We’ll tell you about the application process for joining the section and be around to answer the questions.
I hope to see you there, Teddy

Overheard in Foulke

German aesthete: The army’s just a big frat.

Overheard at the CJL

Brunette person: I’m working in Frist on Wednesday night and there are people coming back from the Street--blonde people.

Overheard on the Street

Drunk girl: I worked from 10-5.
Drunk dude spitting incoherent game: Better than 10-8.

Overheard at night

P-Safe officer to other P-Safe officer: What’s up mofo?

Overheard in Campus Club

Rhodes Scholar: Both the black Rafaels I know are black.

Overheard at Terrace

Bearded dude: I got strep throat from a long line of dicks.