Statuesque Burlesque
Poetry.
Excess Baggage
Handbag as character.
Da Frist-i Code
The writings on Frist’s walls, interpreted.
Spectacular Deaths
2011 in deaths.
ICE to Meet You
The Integrated Course Engine as social network.
The Sage of Slovenia
Zizek’s eclectic mutterings, in list.
Online Obligations
Can we befriend Amazon.com?
An Uncommon App
Perturbed by Cannon Club’s ballsy application.
Applause and Nothing More
Thinking Princeton at a poetry reading.
21 Club
Binge drinking in secrecy.
A Better Course Guide
Fall 2012.
People You Meet At Princeton Preview
The five dankest.
Princeton’s Hottest Clubs
Fresh impressions of Prospect Ave.
Letter From The Editors
Welkommen.
Re: Marks
Formal colons & ampersands.
Making Friends
Sorority Rush revealed.
S The D?
Shall the old caboose depart?
Hookups and Celebrations
And other shtupping.
Betches Love This
Taking a break from thinking about themselves to write it down.
The Somewhat Sterile Projectors
Reviewing the Dirty Projectors’ newest.
Just Say No
Passionately against the handjob.
Hauntings (Woman, Boy, Body)
Poetry.
What’s in a Name?
The troubling case of Dean Mathey (College).
My Life is All I Have
A fable for sons.
On Writing and the Douchebag Yid
By Jonathan Safran Foer ’99.
