September 27, 2012


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Overheard during Frosh Week

Frosh pointing at Carl A. Fields Center: That's a really janky eating club.

Overheard at postgame

Athlete 1: It's 4:28 AM. I set my alarm for 11:00.
Athlete 2: How many hours until 11:00?

Overheard over text

Michael Jiang: Who is playing lawnparties? I ate lobster every meal this weekend

Overheard at Nass party

Overeager frosh: i like to do lay-outs i love layout can you lay me out

Overheard on bench

Ivy senior. She’s very hot, in a New Canaan way.
Nass editor: [silence]
Ivy senior: I love making Connecticut-based jokes.

Overheard at Activities Fair

Nass socialite, enjoying peppermint patty: Mint doesn’t feel like a calorie.

Overheard in Rocky

Confused, heavily accented parent: Excuse me, I’m sorry, but how do I get to the Rockefeller common room?
Senior: You mean like the Rockefeller dorm?
Parent: No, not a dorm, it's more life a concept.

Overheard during Frosh Week

Frosh: Yo, last night I went to Charter AND Colonial!

Overheard en route to Street

Trollop: It's funny that you're in SHARE because I hook up with a LOT of people.

Overheard on Street

Freshman guy, to group of freshmen friends: So now we know that Colonial parties way the FUCK harder than Tower

Overheard over text

Michael Jiang: The aisle of obscure Balkan liquors was overwhelming.