Overheard in Terrace

Officer: I can't seem to zip up my fly these days.

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Overheard outside the Architecture Library

St. A’s terran, listening to a gregorian chant while smoking a spliff: I like the idea of faith.

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Overheard in the Dining Hall

Dad: Are you having a good time at college?

Son: Dad, I'm dating. Isn't that exciting?

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Overheard in Whitman

Exasperated Sophomore: I just get put in classes that are like, “You're gonna learn better if you work with other people.” No! False! I'm gonna get angry if I work with other people!

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Overheard in Terrace

Jewish journalist: That’s why the Prince is bad, there are no Jews in it. Gentiles all!

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Overheard in the Cloister Dining Room

So what’s the difference between a Kappa and a Theta?
I dunno...um...like, forty pounds?

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Overheard outside of a a movie theater, just after seeing “March of the Penguins”

Jewish Woman: Oy, what those penguins had to go through!

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Overheard outside Laughlin

6-year-old girl, being forced to pose for a photo with someone else’s bike: Seriously, mom?

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Overheard at Terrace

Guitarist: Have you seen our black friend? We think he's dead.

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Overheard in Lecture

Tenure Track Professor: This isn't true, but I love to lie.

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Overheard in Frist

Ivy junior, on Ivy aenior: He’s
totally American analytical, but you have to understand the
structuralist inheritance.

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Overheard on the Prince web site

Commenter: hi just had a quick query what can happen if a woman is pregnant with four babies and are given ovulation tablets?

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Overheard in Corwin men’s room

Guy with newly acquired girlfriend: I feel more productive, you know. More relaxed, getting more work done.
Guy's friend: So getting down to business is good for business?
Guy: Stocks are UP when her pants are DOWN.

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Overheard over a microwaved brownie

Club officer: They should call you guys the Real Housewives of Terrace.

Woman: No, they shouldn't.

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Overheard in Wilcox

One First RCA to another: I know this is a hot take, but you have to have kids. Life is not about having fun.

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Overheard in Frist

Zete pledge: I think they should make pledging a requirement…like writing sem.

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Overheard at Tower

Senior man to Whig-Clio President: The number of stickers on your laptop is giving me anxiety. You're so affiliated.

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Overheard on Ivy patio

Senior boy, on recent alum: Her entire life is a meta-commentary on the ills of humanity.

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Overheard at Cap

Gay senior: Guess what fur my coat is?
Gay sophomore: Sea otter or river otter?
Gay senior: It’s fucking mink.

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Overheard while exiting McCosh 50

Benedictine monk: You don’t have to talk to anyone at meals-- That’s probably the best part about being a monk.

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Overheard in Frist at 2am

TI senior girl: Do you wanna live in regret? Or do you wanna live in Sunday Funday?

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Overheard in GSS Seminar

Student on Elite References in classes: I thought everyone here would be smart and I was wrong.

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Overheard on Nassau St

Townie teen, to preppy friends: That’s really all we do. We eat and buy things.

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Overheard at Terrace

White female, on hip hop: I was in a hip hop group once at my camp. We did a dance to “Yeah Yeah” by Usher.
White female 2: It’s just one “yeah.”
White female 1: No. No he definitely says it twice.

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Overheard in HIS 362

Perpetually disgruntled professor: Students don’t do drugs here. At least that’s the rumor.
(smothered sniggers from the students)
Professor: We don’t advocate it unless it’s absolutely necessary.

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