Overheard in a Frist booth

Freshman Tigression: Her birthday is tomorrow?! No way. She can't be a pisces. That makes no sense. We have to do her chart.

Overheard in Frist

SWUG heading to a thesis meeting: I am going to commit sudoku.
Other SWUG: Sudoku?
SWUG, late to thesis meeting: Seppuku.

Overheard leaving Frist

Girl on phone: Fuck you if you’re old!

Overheard in Frist

Sophomore Guy 1: I've got to go to the EQuad to work on my EPICs project.
Sophomore Guy 2: Ah what do you read for that, The Odyssey?

Overheard in Frist

Girl discussing a suspected cheater: I just don’t understand how he can lie that well! He’s either a professional or he’s crazy. [beat] And I mean, his favorite movie is Beautiful Mind…

Overheard in Frist

Frantic Nass editor: Who has scholarship lying around?

Overheard outside Frist

Oblivious girl on phone: I mean, all claims of elder abuse aside…

Overheard in Frist

Finance bro: Jesus doesn't like pussy

Overheard in Frist

Woke sophomore: It all kind of just boils down to sexism.

Overheard in Frist

Manic freshman girl: I just have nothing to concentrate on, so I just concentrate on dumb stuff. Like marrying Rob. You know? Just dumb stuff.

Overheard in Frist

Knowledgeable sophomore: The football team loves listening to Sufjan Stevens.

Overheard in Frist

Boy, walking away: It was nice meeting you!
*No response; boy stops, comes back.*
Boy: Oh, it wasn't nice meeting me?
Girl, with forced smile: It was nice meeting you!

Overheard in Frist “study” sesh

Sophomore who doesn't give a damn: I don't know anything about his personality but I know so much about his dick.

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Overheard in Frist

Liberal Activist 1: I feel like pegging has the potential to take down the patriarchy.
Liberal Activist 2: Who is Peggy?

Overheard in Frist

Male lacrosse player, on The New Yorker: Is that a girls’ gossip thing?

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Overheard in Frist

Guy at a table with friends: Eisgruber is doing a great job. (all laugh)

Overheard in Frist

Sophomore, self-diagnosing: I have like road-head scoliosis.

Overheard in Frist

Gay humanist junior: Wow, the professor literally just mansplained us the syllabus for 80 minutes.

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Overheard in Frist

Gossiping table: I really forgot how crazy her face was.

Overheard in Frist

Upper West Sider: Denying the Holocaust is better than being a moral relativist.

Overheard by Frist

Group of girls, leaving the street: She was wearing stilettos. I mean, you do you… but she was doing you all wrong.

Overheard in Frist

Jewish girl: You'll be happy to know my bat mitzvah was at a bowling alley – an upscale bowling alley.

Overheard en route to Frist

Ivy soph: I just don’t get social climbing vibes from him... maybe the fact that he’s using me to climb is clouding my judgment.

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Overheard in Frist

Lapsed Episcopalian Upper East Sider, eating her acai bowl: I spent last Easter at Sunday Funday.

Overheard by a Frist printing station

Student in fur coat, using heavy-duty stapler, whispering to self: I feel like a grown-ass woman.

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