Worried student to strangers: Have you seen a taller, older white man in pajama pants?
Overly conscious freshman: That's not a guy name. Wait, names don't have gender. I messed up!
Frosh to friend, describing problematic male: He just mansplains a lot.
Friend: I kinda like that though.
Frosh to friend, preparing for their first Princetoween: Nooo, I don't wanna be slutty Harry Potter!
Freshman washed-up girl: Yeah, I mean, I know he does Liars' club, but he's a good guy!
Freshman Tigression: Her birthday is tomorrow?! No way. She can't be a pisces. That makes no sense. We have to do her chart.
SWUG heading to a thesis meeting: I am going to commit sudoku.
Other SWUG: Sudoku?
SWUG, late to thesis meeting: Seppuku.
Sophomore Guy 1: I've got to go to the EQuad to work on my EPICs project.
Sophomore Guy 2: Ah what do you read for that, The Odyssey?
Girl discussing a suspected cheater: I just don’t understand how he can lie that well! He’s either a professional or he’s crazy. [beat] And I mean, his favorite movie is Beautiful Mind…
Manic freshman girl: I just have nothing to concentrate on, so I just concentrate on dumb stuff. Like marrying Rob. You know? Just dumb stuff.
Boy, walking away: It was nice meeting you!
*No response; boy stops, comes back.*
Boy: Oh, it wasn't nice meeting me?
Girl, with forced smile: It was nice meeting you!
Sophomore who doesn't give a damn: I don't know anything about his personality but I know so much about his dick.
Liberal Activist 1: I feel like pegging has the potential to take down the patriarchy.
Liberal Activist 2: Who is Peggy?
