Overheard by Frist

Group of girls, leaving the street: She was wearing stilettos. I mean, you do you… but she was doing you all wrong.

Overheard in Frist

Jewish girl: You'll be happy to know my bat mitzvah was at a bowling alley – an upscale bowling alley.

Overheard en route to Frist

Ivy soph: I just don’t get social climbing vibes from him... maybe the fact that he’s using me to climb is clouding my judgment.

Overheard in Frist

Lapsed Episcopalian Upper East Sider, eating her acai bowl: I spent last Easter at Sunday Funday.

Overheard by a Frist printing station

Student in fur coat, using heavy-duty stapler, whispering to self: I feel like a grown-ass woman.

Overheard in Frist

Female athlete, on leaving her belongings unattended: Yeah, I’m just a trust-y... uh... trusti— um... I trust people a lot.

Overheard in Frist

Zete pledge: I think they should make pledging a requirement…like writing sem.

Overheard in Frist

Queen of Theta: I want to delete my Theta profile pics. I don't want people to know that about me.

Overheard in Frist

Manspreading, overconfident Ivy bickeree: It's not really manspreading unless your pants rip.

Overheard in Frist

Pi Phi, future banker: He's totally gonna be successful, he's so white and fat.

Overheard en route to Frist

Sophomore Ivy hopeful wearing a Canada Goose: I'm sorry I'm a man of the people and I don't know how to spell Moncler.

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Overheard in Frist before a Nass meeting

Plaid-wearing senior: I don't like the furnishings in this room. The feng shui is fucked up.

Overheard in Frist

Stressed-out sophomore: I'll be honest, I think I probably have a solid cry about once a month. Usually in the shower. Put on some sad music and just go for it. That way I'm not wasting time. I mean, we all have to shower.

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Overheard in Frist basement

Senior, on job recruiting: I think I'll go to a theological seminary. I just feel closer to God through this process.

Overheard in Frist

Sophomore Pi Phi: I only have one Google alert, and it’s for Mindy Kaling.

Overheard outside Frist

Orange Key guide: Princeton Preview is a great chance to sleep with a student.

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Overheard behind Frist

First-year: I am a tall, white man of privilege—they won’t hit me. I am the most expensive thing in the parking lot.

Overheard by Frist

Junior Pi Phi: I am so fed up with everyone on this campus who calls themselves a communist and isn't.

Overheard in Frist

Texan: Dude, I love the Jews. That's what Princeton has taught me.

Overheard in Frist

Male Managing Editor: I've never checked a book out of Firestone.
Me: Oh, really?
Managing Editor: Yeah, I actually don't know how and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

Overheard in Frist

Jewish Nass editor: *leans in and rests head on other Jewish Nass editor's shoulder*
You smell like a synagogue.

Overheard in Frist classroom

BodyHype senior: Pregnancy is more than just a stomach.
Later: I want to balance a bowl of cereal on my stomach.
Later: Surrogacy probably pays a lot of money. Maybe that's how I'll pay for grad school.

Overheard in Frist

Sophomore Pi Phi: Fuck, I love Hammurabi.

Overheard in Frist

Upper East Sider: I'm pretty sure my LinkedIn stalker is the CEO of Taco Bell.

Overheard in Frist

Sophomore boy: Took her to Mehek, ate out her fuckin’ asshole.