Blonde sophomore girl: You’ve heard of her? I didn’t realize other people listened to her.
Senior boy: It’s probably just the two of us.
(shared chuckle)
Blonde sophomore girl: Are you in Terrace too?
Bickered Ivy, joined Cap: It’s surprisingly rewarding when you fall into the current of normalcy.
Math Professor: “It’s like you’re gonna have to go super Saiyan to visualize this…like level 17000 Saiyan…deep neural networks Saiyan…I’m just Saiyan.”
Guy: I like that bracelet.
Girl: Thanks, it's an old family heirloom.
Guy: You say everything you have is a family heirloom.
Girl: Yeah, especially my "I'm a carrier for Tay-sachs syndrome.
Guy: I never accept friend requests from Asians.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Well, you know, if you give a mouse a cookie...
Girl 1: It’s about chickens trying to escape and Mel Gibson tries to convert them.
Girl 2: So...it’s like real life.
Junior about his Labradoodle: I feel so bad for my dog because she has to live in this Republican house when deep in my heart I know she's a communist.
Women’s track team member: I didn’t know you could hold in a fart until, like, last year.
Girl #1: I think I should start going to Manna.
Girl #2: But you're JEWISH.
Girl #1: I know, but I think it'd be a good place to meet guys.
Terrace senior, discussing party theme: You should come dressed as “capitalism.”
WASPy junior: I always come dressed as capitalism.
Defensive man: You may be busy trying to lose your virginity, but I'm busy trying to read my Greek-English lexicon.
Friend 1: We should play squash sometime.
Friend 2: I haven’t played a sport in five years. I haven’t played a
sport that wasn’t ultimate frisbee in eight years.
Chill and diverse girl: I need to change my profile picture, Obama's been in it for too long.
Nass soph: Everyone in my life keeps giving me subtle signs to stop being an asshole.
Senior Girl: My pants are soaked with beer, I don't want to wear them home.
Sophomore Boy: Wear my pants!
Girl: No, that's Ok
Boy: I insist! (takes off pants)
Girl: Your pants are more soaked with beer than mine are. How does this help me?
Boy: Well, if you wear my pants home, I'll have to come get them from you tomorrow
Hot senior, again: What did that mean? Was that like a PewDiePie quote or something?