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Heard in Prof. Foster’s ART 214

Nothing is more degrading than a clown shitting in a stall.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard in 1927

She would kill me if she found out that I spread my stuff all over her bed.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard in Chancellor Green

Josh Boak? No, he’s not Jewish, he’s just funny-looking.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard in Lockhart

Sometimes, I feel like an automatic blowjob machine.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard in Lockhart

Guy 1: You should just be her big talking dildo.
Guy 2: That’s all I ever wanted to be...except for the talking part.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard from Prof. Lamb in ENG320

Pedophilia is different from slavery.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard at Charter

If I had a little sister, I’d be in jail already.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard on Elm Street

I wouldn't mind if my house got broken into, but I would mind if I didn't get to fuck the Pope this summer.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard in Prospect Gardens

It’s not about being disabled. It’s about Minnesota.

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· February 7, 2001

Overheard in Holder

I’m thinking of giving out blowjobs for Lent.
Don’t you mean you’re thinking about giving them up?
No.

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· February 14, 2001

Overheard in Murray-Dodge

What? Sex makes you fat? Well then it’s a good thing I’m not having sex, because I’ve already gained seven pounds this year.

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· February 14, 2001

Overheard in Butler

When I’m sucking a guy’s dick, I sort of like to be able to gag. I don’t know, I guess it’s just comforting.

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· February 14, 2001

Overheard in Terrace

I don’t smoke, I just see things sometimes.

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· February 14, 2001

Overheard in Forbes

New Hampshire is the sweating vagina of New England.

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· February 14, 2001

Overheard in WWS 301

I don’t think old people are useless, I just find it easier to kill them.

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· February 14, 2001

Overheard in CLA208

This book is truly pathetic and not really useful. I would strongly encourage you not to look at it... But it’s mandatory.

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· February 14, 2001

Bill Nye in AST 203

Astrology is evil and bad. I’m not trying to be judgemental, I’m just saying.

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· February 14, 2001

Prof. Tyson in AST 203

Pluto is moonwhipped.

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· February 14, 2001

Overheard in Holder

I think when I die I want to be buried with my hands on my nuts.

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· February 21, 2001

Overheard in Rocky Dining Hall

At Yale they have this club where people get together, eat fried chicken, and watch pornos every Friday.
Wait, isn’t that at Quad?

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· February 21, 2001

Overheard in Edwards

Well, if I have to stay, can I at least take my shirt off?

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· February 21, 2001

Overheard in PJ’s Pancake House

I don’t want to sleep with him... I just want to measure it.

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· February 21, 2001

Overheard in Holder

There is gonna be so much pussy at my funeral.

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· February 21, 2001

Overheard in the E-Quad

Do computers suck because they’re guys, or do guys suck because they’re computers?

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· February 21, 2001

Overheard in Lourie-Love Lounge

I could have scored last night, but I had to wake up early.

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· February 21, 2001