Innovative frosh: Do you think if I take a nap on top of my politics readings, I'll absorb the information through osmosis?
Worried student to strangers: Have you seen a taller, older white man in pajama pants?
Wise sophomore: You can’t treat men like human beings or they’ll think you want to sleep with them.
Sophomore, evaluating validity of freshman's opinion: I’m not racist or homophobic, but I am ageist.
TI Junior 1: It’s like we’re on the Met steps.
TI Junior 2: Where’s my fat-free yogurt?
Confused freshman: So you know how I had my one on one for Writing Sem today. I walk in, and she says 'So your draft is one page. And it's blank.'
Overly conscious freshman: That's not a guy name. Wait, names don't have gender. I messed up!
Famous black astrologist: I need to be somewhere in the cosmos, don't I? Why not Princeton library?
Nihilistic frosh: You know how we were talking about having kids? I just realized that we're the last generation.
Frustrated middle-aged man: You can have my vote, I don't care WHO you are—if you can end daylight savings time. I’m like, DONE!!
Prince Writer: Don't take it personally — I came out of the womb a bitch.