Tech-Savvy Professor: There’s one "Power Point" in my classroom and that would be ME.
Future professional philosopher: My nuts are in a dialectical relationship with Hegel’s mouth..
Theatre director/Guest Professor: The internet tells me I'm unstable, but it doesn't know me.
Anthro major: Anthro be like: Everything is bullshit. Every attempt to understand anything is bullshit. Every explanation is bullshit.
Student: In this story, there's a poet who gets mad when someone doesn't like his poems.
Professor: Yeah… no poet has ever done that.
Speaker on Grad School: Isn't it obvious that everyone here is depressed?
Lively English Prof: And my friend told me, who's really a snob, 'You're not a foodie. You're a glutton.'
Student: Capitalism critique!
Professor, also in chat: Isn't every day capitalism critique?
Student: That didn't happen to me when I went to Delphi.
Professor: What, you didn't get shat on?
Financial fiend: I think I might buy tiny amounts of bitcoin. I feel like I have absolutely nothing to lose at this point.
Mother: Happy Valentine’s Day! I am so in love with each one of you truly wonderful people!
Fruit of her loins: Haha buy me dinner first.
Eager participant: I’m not sure this biodiversity thing matters, but I feel like it’ll make a good discussion question.
Sophomore 1 on Bon Appetite: And then they got shut down because of racism.
Sophomore 2: And your sister is into that?
“To All the Boys” Fangurl 1: When we’re 40 we’ll have to get together for a wine night and watch the new movie about Lara Jean’s divorce.
“To All the Boys” Fangurl 2: Honestly… I’d watch it.
Sophomore 1 locked outside: I will honor code you, and then I will end your bloodline!
Sophomore 2 from the inside: Forget that. I'll social contract you!
A perspicacious student of machine writing: James Joyce does not pass the Turing Test.
Comp Lit Girl: Let me tell you it is SO easy to snack on stuff. like am I hungry?? No!! Am I going to eat the entire thing today?? YES!!! Such is the life on zoom.
New Jersey Public School Student: I didn't realize adults could actually be competent until I came to Princeton.