This week’s issue is written entirely in Pig Latin.

Subject of this week’s fever dream: post-colonial cuisine, scrapbooking, and sexual fantasies of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

This week, we remember the good, the bad, and the ugly.

This week, we’re taking it all in—death, Danes, and a net-zero future.

This week, the Nass grows wings, antennae, and whiskers.

This week, we’re eating pomegranates in Hades. Hopefully we make it back before next week’s issue.

This week, the Nass is digging up the grave again.

This week, the Nass is prepping for doomsday.

This week, the Nass cares a whole lot—maybe too much.

This week, the Nass goes back to the clay.

The Nass is coming back to life after a long, cryotherapeutic, winter break hibernation.

This week, the Nass is going to make it to the other side, no matter what it takes.