The Very Hungry Frosh

This week, the Nass’s back-to-school haul includes children’s books, Barbie dolls, and disgust.

Root Canal

This week, the Nass looks deep into the construction of cavities, finding a world where the dance is improvisational and the restrooms are mindful.

For Your Consideration

This week, the Nass spends its leave of absence filming movies in Greece, attending tone-deaf plays, and growing an extra hand.

Oh, the Humanities!

This week, the Nass gives into its worst impulses, partakes in regional delicacies, and watches carriages turn to pumpkins.

April Showers

This week, the Nass hassles its way into a Miami club, where the room smells like gasoline and the music sounds like Dante.


This week, the Nass triumphs athletically, fails intellectually, and eats the entire lemon.

First-Person Scooter

This week, the Nass surveys a hostile world, finds meaning in the senseless, and explores new ways to heal.

Mommy Issue

This week, the Nass tries new hobbies, new words, and new noises.

Unrequited Love

This week, the Nass investigates the future of art, probes at prosopagnosia, and contemplates a cure for heartsickness.

Avatarotica 2: The Way of Wetter

In the final issue of our forty-fourth volume, the Nass interrogates the illusion of control in the beauty ideal, attempts to translate a scandalous conversation, and cracks open the meanings of “fault.”

I’m not a Robot

This week, the Nass conducts a social experiment on BeReal, predicts the next 70 campus construction projects, and determines which famous philosophers are totally like 10/10 cuties.

Raising Interest Rates

This week, the Nass gets its heart broken, writes fiction about disordered eating, and logs delirious entries in a Dream Journal.