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Overheard in Roma

Retrospective female: I used to use Tinder as a way of exploring the restaurants around here.

Overheard in Cafe Viv

Frosh on a health kick: I don't do tropical fruit in my acai bowl. I'm more of a berry boy.

Overheard in Terrace

Nass EIC: The New Testament is just fan fiction of the Old Testament.

Overheard on Nassau Street

Nass EIC: The first time I tripped, I fully realized that I'm a pathological misanthrope.

Overheard in Terrace

Terran: I guess the most stressful thing I’ve done is smoked before a jazz band concert in my senior year of high school.

Overheard in Frist

Jewish girl: You'll be happy to know my bat mitzvah was at a bowling alley – an upscale bowling alley.

Overheard in Terrace

Terrace officer: I just have flesh-eating bacteria on my mind a lot.

Overheard on Luce listserv

Devout Catholic advertising for interfaith dinner: There will be food and ample opportunities for friends, fun, and evangelization.

Overheard in Roma

SWUG (Sophomore Washed Up Gay): I was such a good boyfriend that they literally needed a trans-continental rebound.

Overheard in Cuyler

Terrace alum: I love self deprivation. That’s why I always do Lent.