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Overheard on iMessage

Junior Editor to managing editor: I just bcc’ed you
I’ve never done that before
I think I need to take a shower

Overheard in Bloomberg

Nass web editor: I can name all the great Russian writers... have you ever read Nabokov ?

Overheard outside Bloomberg

Nass managing editor, screaming: WE WILL NOT BURN BRIDGES WITH DAVID REMNICK

Overhead on CapSpam

Excited junior: Ever since I started Juuling I've made so many new friends!

Overheard in Jadwin

Supreme Court justice, Sonia Sotomayor: And that’s how I got to Princeton... I got fooled.

Overheard in Cuyler

Architecture Junior: I broke his heart and his knee in the same day.

Overheard in Cuyler

UPC Jew: My school had one day of sex but it was on Rosh Hashana so I missed it.

Overheard on Prospect

PSafe officer to religious protestors: Yeah… we're actually more worried about these kids coming after you guys.

Overheard at She Roars

Supreme Court justice, on being famous in public: I have to be careful at the beach now.

Overheard on the M Train

Person 1: Music is just marketing.
Person 2: Could you elaborate?
Person 1: Not really, no.