Freshman with bangs on Super Tuesday: Loading up the New York Times. I’m such a liberal cuck.
Party Animal: I'm going to get so drunk tonight...it's Super Tuesday!
Senior: You know what would make a great Nass Article? "I tripped for 24 hours in Firestone: Here’s What I Found."
International Senior: Why are they cooking dogs? It really makes me unsettled. I thought that dogs are only killed for cooking in some places in Asia nowadays. I hate this.
Tony Award winning Director/Professor: You don't know for sure that I'm not a mass murderer.
Drunk Guy pointing at parked PSAFE car: Man look at that random car. So random. Oh wait that's PSAFe. Maaaaaannnnnn.