Senior Anscombe President: I wasn't talking about penis qua penis. I was talking about penis qua biological feature!
Would-be male feminist, at 2 a.m.: Hey
Would-be male feminist, at 2 p.m.: So...
Angry frosh: The thing I hate the most about the US military is ROTC taking up valuable space in the egg line.
White boy, completely seriously: Oh, man. This is my absolute shit. What a fucking banger.
Senior woman: You should go for him. Your college shelf-life aligns with his relationship longevity.
Young spiritualist: I could never be in a relationship with a very religious man because I would feel like God or Jesus was in between us.