Dismayed Frosh: I'm not upset my phone is wet. I'm upset that the water spilled was Voss
Junior drinking from a S'well: I'm Puerto Rican, but not passionately Puerto Rican.
If your independent work/thesis project involves the use of drones, can you please contact me.
Future Anna Wintour Assistant, raging at woven slippers: Every Chinese lady in America has those!
Artsy sad boy: I didn't realize how sexy your turtleneck was.
Girl to friend: *loud whisper* I had the WEIRDEST dream that one of my friends… was a Lesbian!