Four-year-old girl, to father: It doesn’t feel very fun here, Dada.
*Annual TigerAlert Test notifications go off*
Huge football player: If I die, I die. I gotta finish this test.
White Pi Phi woman, screaming: So, first of all, I got KICKED OUT OF THE BLACK AFFINITY SPACE.
Student to friend, on professor: She teaches stuff fine — she’s not a brilliant mind, but it’s okay.
Member of James Madison Society: Cottage is disseminating Confederate propaganda again.
Woman, screaming over “Dancing on my Own” by Robyn: THIS IS COLLEGE OKAY. THIS SONG IS COLLEGE.
Pi phi betch: I don’t really think about the Thetas until I see them in a group like that, and then I’m like oh my god I really hate them.