Letter from the Editors 3/4

the Editors

In celebration of the arrival of March, we’re bringing you a standard issue of the Nassau Weekly.

This Week's Verbatim

Overheard at Princeton...

Getting In, Selling Out

Minqi Jiang

Since the turn of the twentieth century, admission into America’s most elite colleges has always been a straightforward matter of selling out. The days when pure wit garnered fresh high school graduates passage into the academic aristocracy have faded like an aged daguerreotype. Our places of higher learning say ...

On "Girl Pain"

Felipe Cabrera

Almost four years ago I attended a symposium featuring rapper Talib Kweli that focused on hip-hop’s responsibility to the community at large. What sticks out in my mind is a joke told by Mr. Talib (lyrics stick to your ribs). When asked about his thoughts on Cam’ron’s ...

The Reconcilables

Aaron Smargon, Conor Gannon, Naomi Nix, Nick Tagher, Nikki Leon, Patricia Valderrama

Late last month, WPRB News sat down with General David Petraeus, commander of United States Central Command and recent recipient of Princeton’s James Madison Medal, to discuss military issues in the Middle East, from the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq to drones and cybersecurity. Nick Tagher, Naomi Nix and ...

The New Jersey Dream

Zack Newick

In Philip Roth’s Pulitzer Prize-winning 1998 novel American Pastoral, his protagonist, a Jew named Seymour Levov who goes by the nickname “the Swede,” sees his life turned upside down when his daughter turns terrorist and blows up a post office. Before that, the Swede was living the American Dream ...

Dorm Life 101

Ben Levenson

This past summer, before even stepping foot on Nassau Street, saying bye to my parents, or buying my twin extra-long dorm sheets at Bed Bath and Beyond, I got my first peek into to college life. This peek was through the eyes of Ruth Weistheimer, a.k.a. Dr. Ruth ...

R.I.P. Hummer

Stephen Martis

It is with tremendous sadness that I report on the passing of a great American hero. On February 26, 2010, the Hummer passed away in Sichuan Tengzheng’s botched attempt to purchase the brand from General Motors.

"Well, Daring, I Can't Go—"

Oscar Hyde

Joanna Newsom must be the most enigmatically fascinating figure in indie music today. Though she’s shrouded in a barely-tangible sense of cultured innocence—her closeness with her astrophysicist and musician siblings, her compositions and lyricism refined by academia yet bejeweled with joy—she’s ended up working with some ...

"But You May Stay Here, With Me"

Chris Hernandez

Oscar Hyde having provided you, in his nefariously multifarious style, with all the juicy historical context you could possibly desire [see prior article], I find myself relieved of the standard duty to explain that “Newsom has two parents” and “Newsom plays the harp,” and in rather the unique and enviable ...