Fulbright Fellow: Last time I drank too much I went skinny dipping with a group of seventy-year-old men and vomited freshly slain sheep heart in my mouth.
Devout Catholic to Marxist-Leninist: Who’s going to make the caramel gelato when the revolution comes?
Student: What's the summer recruiting timeline for a Princetonian Jew who wants to be a religious cult leader?
Nass editor: I want to go into journalism but it takes so much confidence and faith...and I’m an atheist with low self-esteem.
Sophomore Ivy hopeful wearing a Canada Goose: I'm sorry I'm a man of the people and I don't know how to spell Moncler.
Senior drama kid: I’m so ready to start preventative Botox at 25. Have you seen Jennifer Aniston?
Patagonia-wearing frat bro: Is anyone here in the 'Badass Marketers and Founders' Facebook group?