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Overheard during Seminar

Former Terrace officer: Did you hear they're trying to stop Juul from marketing to teens? They can't do that! It is sexy BY DESIGN. It's just sleek and beautiful…could belong in a museum. Like truly Juuls just speak to our MOMENT.

Overheard in psychology precept

Preceptor, to junior girl: Do you want to work with these two guys for the group project?
Junior girl: Can I just work alone?

Overheard in McCosh Courtyard

Confused boy: I can't just mansplain "mansplain" to you. It doesn't work like that!

Overheard on iMessage

Gay freshman: it doesn't matter... nothing counts when you're blacked.
For example, if u don't remember eating a bunch of fries then u can't hate yourself because u don't remember. It's like whatever—I did it. It happened. I think of it like an alibi for the criminally insane... u can't be held accountable for something u can't control, right?
Also did you find your glasses?

Overheard at CVS

Pre-teen boy: The only people I have a problem with are Donald Trump and my mom.

Overheard while whole French class laughs at a student’s grotesque grammatical error

Professor (monotone): I do kickboxing to keep my face straight in class.

Overheard outside East Pyne

President Christopher Eisgruber: I feel pressure

Overheard in Forbes

FCC member: You can take a girl outta the South but you can’t take the dip out her mouth.

Overheard in McDonnell

(Male) sophomore: I can't wait to experience lactation.

Overheard in 48 University Place

UPC member, about an upcoming lecture: It's called “Porn Actually.”
UPC pres: That would be a great porn of “Love Actually.”