Tankie Terrace Bros:
"I get nihilistic when I'm sleepy"
"Really, dude, I get totalitarian”
Tired bickerer: The amount of times I heard the word “vibes” at Cap bicker is way too high
“I’ve never met a coke-head who weighs over 130 pounds.”
“Clearly you’ve never been to Cannon.”
Leftist Mathey RCA, eating French toast: Everyone needs to be triggered sometimes.
Frosh: I'm not a trust fund kid! I'm a hedge fund kid! There's a difference!
Laurie, to Jo: Can we still be friends?
Emotionally ruined Princeton student: Bitch, as if!