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Overheard at Roma

Freshman with bangs on Super Tuesday: Loading up the New York Times. I’m such a liberal cuck.

Heard Crossing Washington Road

Party Animal: I'm going to get so drunk tonight...it's Super Tuesday!

Overheard by Wawa

Senior: You know what would make a great Nass Article? "I tripped for 24 hours in Firestone: Here’s What I Found."

Overheard by a burger restaurant in D.C.

International Senior: Why are they cooking dogs? It really makes me unsettled. I thought that dogs are only killed for cooking in some places in Asia nowadays. I hate this.

Overheard at Whitman Dining Hall

Nass Freshman: Isn’t Jia Tolentino a pornstar?

Overheard at Terrace

Non-denominational Junior: Ash Wednesday was last Friday right?

Overheard in Seminar

Tony Award winning Director/Professor: You don't know for sure that I'm not a mass murderer.

Overheard in Foulke

Alcoholic?: It’s been 4 years and I still don’t know my limits.

Overheard in Blair Plaza

Drunk Guy pointing at parked PSAFE car: Man look at that random car. So random. Oh wait that's PSAFe. Maaaaaannnnnn.

Overheard at Lockhart

Possessive Junior: Yo, stop reading my cookbook!
Defensive Frosh: I'm trying to learn how to read!