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Former Terrace officer: Did you hear they're trying to stop Juul from marketing to teens? They can't do that! It is sexy BY DESIGN. It's just sleek and beautiful…could belong in a museum. Like truly Juuls just speak to our MOMENT.
Overheard in psychology precept
Preceptor, to junior girl: Do you want to work with these two guys for the group project?
Junior girl: Can I just work alone?
Overheard in McCosh Courtyard
Confused boy: I can't just mansplain "mansplain" to you. It doesn't work like that!
Overheard on iMessage
Gay freshman: it doesn't matter... nothing counts when you're blacked.
For example, if u don't remember eating a bunch of fries then u can't hate yourself because u don't remember. It's like whatever—I did it. It happened. I think of it like an alibi for the criminally insane... u can't be held accountable for something u can't control, right?
Also did you find your glasses?
Overheard while whole French class laughs at a student’s grotesque grammatical error
Professor (monotone): I do kickboxing to keep my face straight in class.
Overheard in Forbes
FCC member: You can take a girl outta the South but you can’t take the dip out her mouth.
Overheard in 48 University Place
UPC member, about an upcoming lecture: It's called “Porn Actually.”
UPC pres: That would be a great porn of “Love Actually.”