Lapsed Catholic: I can’t believe tomorrow is deadass Tuesday!
Confused Jew: Deadass Tuesday? Is that a Christian holiday?
The Nass is ready to strip off all of this irony. We’re getting down to business.

worn my heart on my sleeve turned around so fast my butt made a clapping noise fallen off gooned Been a freak Matched your freak Ordered a bride on doordash Been a mail order bride Been a weirdo. I don’t fit in, and I don’t… wanna fit in listened to radiohead. by myself. fuck my…


Lapsed Catholic: I can’t believe tomorrow is deadass Tuesday!
Confused Jew: Deadass Tuesday? Is that a Christian holiday?