Son (in reference to his grandparents’ threat to boycott Thanksgiving): I’m going to tell them I’ll euthanize them if they don’t come.
Mom: Ok, but don’t use the word euthanize, sorry to say I don’t think grandpa will understand.
Son: Well, it’s not that common.
Mom: Please, I wrote a paper on euthanasia in elementary school.
Overheard on IM
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Wait For Me: Full Design
You’re leaving? No. No. Hang on, hang out. Light is cascading through the windows, and the Nass staying around.
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