Slavic professor, probing his students yet again: So I am the prof and I come in here and say you people are so immature. Okay, so, how do you get out of that? Because by trying to show me you are mature, you are going to prove to me that you are immature. Double whammy. I sort of imprisoned you in my set of concepts. It’s sort of like quicksand, the more you try to wiggle out of it the more you get stuck in it.
Overheard in East Pyne
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Nuclear Winter: Full Design
There’s a war on bad magazines, and we’re waging it full-force. Find a copy around campus, or view the full design below!
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The Art of Complaining
There’s a time and place for complaining for Ev Wellmon, and The Nassau Weekly is it.
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On the Prowl for Some Geriarchs
Until The Nassau Weekly’s expiration date, Mia Mann-Shafir needs an octogenarian.
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Bringing Out the Dead
Reconstructing the fragments of a life: documents, memory, and the weight of the past.
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Metamodernism
“You stare at that tan bag with odd patches and watch the puddle forming around it slowly grow, spreading out across the hardwood floors.”
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Letting It All Hang Out
If there’s one thing The Nassau Weekly has learned from Ellie Diamond, it’s that a good cry is worth the wait.
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Second Look: Full Design
Our big debut! All our hard-hitting journalistic goings-on inside. Find a copy around campus, or take a look at the full spread below: