Supportive friend: She doesn’t need a mallet, she needs a mullet!
Mullet-reluctant woman: I don’t know if I want a mullet.
Supportive friend: It’s not about what you WANT, it’s about what you NEED.
Overheard during Sunday morning brunch
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Nuclear Winter: Full Design
There’s a war on bad magazines, and we’re waging it full-force. Find a copy around campus, or view the full design below!
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The Art of Complaining
There’s a time and place for complaining for Ev Wellmon, and The Nassau Weekly is it.
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On the Prowl for Some Geriarchs
Until The Nassau Weekly’s expiration date, Mia Mann-Shafir needs an octogenarian.
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Bringing Out the Dead
Reconstructing the fragments of a life: documents, memory, and the weight of the past.
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Metamodernism
“You stare at that tan bag with odd patches and watch the puddle forming around it slowly grow, spreading out across the hardwood floors.”
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Letting It All Hang Out
If there’s one thing The Nassau Weekly has learned from Ellie Diamond, it’s that a good cry is worth the wait.
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Second Look: Full Design
Our big debut! All our hard-hitting journalistic goings-on inside. Find a copy around campus, or take a look at the full spread below:
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After Trump’s win, Princeton’s right wing is preparing to take charge
The Heritage Foundation, the Whig-Clio election watch party, and Princeton’s place in the conservative orbit
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Princeton Pro-Life on the 2024 United States Election
The political attachments and detachments of Princeton Pro-Life in the face of the general election
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On Campus, the Israel Divestment Struggle is in Limbo
On September 30, 2024, during a Council of the Princeton University Community (CPUC) meeting, two dozen pro-Palestine protesters gathered off to the side of the room, tape over their mouths. They held paper signs with slogans such as “Princeton your hands are red,” “Anti-Zionism ≠ antisemitism,” and “drop the charges” — the latter a reference to…