Senior Guy: Freshman girls used to be easy, but now they all, like, have boyfriends.
Junior Guy: Yeah, that’s why I’m trying a new approach: I’m going after only pregnant women. Think about it–you KNOW those chicks put out. It’s like sex evidence.
Overheard at the Wawa
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Wait For Me: Full Design
You’re leaving? No. No. Hang on, hang out. Light is cascading through the windows, and the Nass staying around.
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