This week, the Nass investigates the nuances of identity, beauty, and porn.
Girl who's just over it: Are we really debating stump philosophy?
Literary Gal: You know when people say “obviously thinking of Joyce” that they need to stfu.
Tenure Track Professor: This isn't true, but I love to lie.
Creative Writing Prof: Every story could always use a crazy cousin.
Younger Sister on Princeton Students' Social Lives: Do you say, 'Hey wanna go get boba tea for the 50th time today?' and they say, 'Poverty doesn't exist, so yea'?
Concerned older sister: Tik-Tok is NOT A THERAPIST!
Nass Junior Editor: Hi slut
Nass Business Team Member: Stop calling me slut after watching glee
Ratatouille Purist: No, Don't Sexualize The Rat!
Determinist: I need to disseminate my propaganda!
Visiting Poet: I write in my fourth language, English.
Visiting Prof: Columbus was not necessarily that bright.