This week, the Nass connects to the past, ruminates on the present, and looks toward the future.
Professor on Middlemarch: On Instagram stories someone asked if you’d rather date someone more liberal or more conservative than you, and I always thought there was something hot and naughty about someone more conservative.
Birthday boy: I thought my brother sent me a stripper, but he just sent me Vitamin C.
Intellectual, opening Google: Why think when you could just search?
Young child visiting with family: This is so much cooler than Yale!
Graduating Senior: Birds aren't real and neither is Eisgruber.
German Major, to another German Major: Are you a big Thirty Years War guy?
Bubble Tea Addict: Boba is the sun of my solar system, and it's not because I'm Asian.
Junior Editor: The Venn diagram of Nass people and people who like writing vignettes is a circle
Cocky Frosh: Smartfood® White Cheddar Popcorn is the best snack, and I will die on this hill.
Assured Sophomore, with authority: *pauses* No
College Mentor: When you say it like that it sounds like I crushed your soul for writing.
Ungrateful Mentee: Well, it wasn't just you.
Froshie: My mom is a Powerpoint pro so she can help make it look nice.