Adele Dazeem

March 8, 2014


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Overheard in the CJL

Lapsed Hebrew: I’m PDF-ing Judaism.

Overheard in Viv

Sophomore rower: The thing is, I told him I’d marry him for housing.

Overheard in Henry House

Professor Frank Bruni: People are just [chuckles to himself] …thirsty.

Overheard on the Street

Blonde girl, exasperated: Why do you want to hook up with me now?? I thought you thought I was crazy!
Blond guy: Oh no, I definitely still think you’re crazy.

Overheard in Rocky Dining Hall

Sophomore theta, pensively: Do you ever just look around the dining hall and think, “I don’t want any of these girls to be my little?”

Overheard in East Asian Library

Football player: Excuse me, where is that place where, you know, you like, study?
Sophomore girl: The library?
Football player: Yeah.

Overheard en route to Prospect Avenue

Drunk girl 1: Shout it out to the world, Sarah, what do you want covered?!
Drunk girl 2, screaming: My vagina!!!

Overheard on thinkprogress

The Kentucky Baptist Convention wants to “point people to Christ” by giving away guns at Second Amendment Celebrations hosted across the state. In the words of spokesman Chuck McAlister the strategy is “outreach to red-necks,” and 1,000 people are expected to attend the next event.

Overheard in COM 206

P. Adams Sitney, explaining aristocratic custom: If you’ve ever touched a doorknob, you’ll never be king.

Overheard in Frist

Sophomore Pi Phi: This summer? I’m doing the Dale, probably.

Overheard in the CJL

Orthodox sophomore girl, receiving help on COS homework: You don’t have to help me with this.
Orthodox sophomore boy: No, I really enjoy watching you.

Overheard in EEB 301

Prof. Blair Roberts: It seems hard to understand why females might prefer a longer penis. That seems kind of arbitrary to me.

Overheard in Frist

Gay freshman: I don’t necessarily want to join Ivy, but I see it as a challenge.

Overheard in HIS 362

Perpetually disgruntled professor: Students don’t do drugs here. At least that’s the rumor.
(smothered sniggers from the students)
Professor: We don’t advocate it unless it’s absolutely necessary.

Overheard in Rocky

Eager Chi Phi junior: I’m over those Pi Phis. I’m going for hot alternative girls.

Overheard on the Bridge Year listserv

Thank you to everyone who came to formals on Saturday. It was a fun time. But on to more important issues of social justice: