This week, the Nass looks deep into the construction of cavities, finding a world where the dance is improvisational and the restrooms are mindful.
Guy, finding out he’s been verbatimed: ”That’s the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”
A good old friend: “Okay, we’re going to have eat fast—I have a meeting at 6.”
Former big baby: “I was a big baby.”
Former small baby: “Yeah, I see that for you.”
Enamored HUM Student: “I feel like not many books make me feel, but Virginiana Woolf makes me FEEL.”
Professor: “What’s happening in the text here?”
Student: “A white woman moment.”
Mom: “Any good April Fool's jokes at school?”
Film critic: “Channing Tatum is a really good actor.”
Friend: “…”
Film critic: “I mean he's really good at playing a big dumb guy who can move.”
Cooked sophomore: “What you’ve gotta understand is that at heart, I’m a hater.”
Masterful misogynist: “Women should give birth alone, it teaches them independence.”
Wistful worker: “Where’s my long-legged socialist? Where’s my ethereal bisexual?”
The One Who Asks: “I’ll be a vigilante chicken killer. I’ll only kill the chickens who did wrong.”
Cow-Stapler Hater: “Cows don't have red tails.”
Defensive Professor: “Cows also aren't staplers.”
Senior 1, sweating in the sun: “I put on sunscreen today, but I'm worried it won't be enough.”
Senior 2, British: “God is my sunscreen.”
Preppy student #1, locking up scooter: "I think I might have to start living with a poor person."
Preppy student #2: "Can I verbatim that?"
Preppy student #1: "No!"