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In Search of an American Original in Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp

A pair of Nass writers look for the Original across a pair of movies that have more than a dozen sequels between them

by Charlie Nuermberger, Isabelle Clayton on October 31, 2024November 1, 2024

River House

“What will we do in this nightmare pastoral, now that we have woken up.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on April 3, 2022April 3, 2022

My Other Half With That Thy Gentle Hand Seized Mine I Yielded

“I lay back in the heap of cords, which spawned and propagated from a bud, a navel, the hub of the Mimir, which still ran hot and loud a few minutes into the cooldown protocol.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on May 25, 2025

Skeeter Peter

“Woodstock incubates the mosquitoes in the garage, which is uninsulated and hot in the summer. It’s recycling day, and he pours allotments of pond water into empty gallon jugs.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on November 7, 2024November 11, 2024

Letter from the Editor

One of the least nassholish ideas that I hold dear to myself is that, in the end, we will be delivered. Forces beyond our knowing care for us in ways that our slimy, underdeveloped sensory organs cannot appreciate so frequently. … Read More

by Charlie Nuermberger on September 26, 2024October 6, 2024

Nass Recommends: The Alcohol Initiative’s Magic: The Gathering Club

An encounter at a semi-regular gathering of trading card game enthusiasts.

by Charlie Nuermberger on March 1, 2024March 1, 2024

Letter from the Editor

I’m often reminded of the Nass EIC under whose honeyed and analgesic administration I worked as a staff writer my freshman year. This guy who studied comp lit and sat in the leather armchair that the Nass houses in the … Read More

by Charlie Nuermberger on October 10, 2024October 12, 2024

We Added 200 Strangers on BeReal, and We’re Never Opening the App Again

“Hypothesis: people our age around the world are alone during a significant portion of their waking hours. And hypothetically, BeReal is the perfect observational device.”

by Charlie Nuermberger, Lucia Brown on November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

Escaping the Werewolf: Alex G, Deep Ecology, and Our Increasingly Hostile World

“There are a million wolves hiding in the environmental substrate I’ve called speargrass. The reality is that they’re not even wolves. When they get home in the evening, they take off the wolfskin and look just like us.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on March 5, 2023

Tales from the Village of Hommlet

“When I was young, I plunged a fork through Reason’s knee, and smote her atop a hill with electrical pylons.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on February 13, 2022February 13, 2022

THE DISHES ARE NEVER DONE BUT GOOD LUCK

“I might survive, and what if I do? What if I swim through the waters and eat and hide from those raiders? And, god, what if I have to drink my own urine?”

by Charlie Nuermberger on October 12, 2023

A Note from the Editor-In-Chief

When people say spring has sprung, they actually mean it has emerged from inside itself. Spring has ejected from its own abdomen through a lovely, vulvic little déchirure in the side. The whole thing sounded exactly like you’d think it … Read More

by Charlie Nuermberger on March 28, 2024March 30, 2024


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