Just a Little Deeper

October 31, 2025

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Overheard at Artichoke Meeting at 2D.

A fellow Artichoke: So we sent out a form collecting opinions about us hanging up a pride flag outside on the porch. We did receive one nay saying that it was not representative of the group.

Everyone: *a collective side eye*

Overheard at Sakrid.

Male barista, being sarcastic: Thank god there are no gay baristas on shift.

Overheard on Nassau Street.

Guy friend: *shrugs* Hey, you said small in all dimensions.

Girl talking about her new boy toy: Yeah, well I’m not talking about that one.

Overheard in Terrace Kitchen.

Anal musician, about a girl coming to talk to him: She comes around and my anus recoils.

Overheard on the sidewalk.

Guy holding the hand of a girl (who is clearly leaning away from him): If you were more flexible than you are, that would be, like, weird to me. Your amount of flexibility – totally fine.

Overheard in Forbes.

Post-Break Princeton Dad: Looking at this news report and seeing adults get so worked up about 6-7 makes me so sad. If I unironically sound this corny, you know what to do.

Confused Princetonian: What? No I don't.

Dad: A rock to the back of my head.

Overheard at Small World.

Guy in quarter zip: No but I think being unemployed might be, like, really really good.

Overheard at Coffee club.

Neo-Yuppie (?): I do the poetry section for the Princeton Tory under the pen name D.V Likely.