This week, the Nass is consumed by the urge to read, finds art in the Brooklyn Army Terminal, and delves into memory.
Girl A: “You called me during chemistry lecture that you should have been at!”
Girl B: “I was at Ralph Lauren… I bought the cutest throw blanket…”
Curious Student: “What is your book about?”
Professor: “Who even knows.”
Breaking Bad fan 1: “Who's piss is that and why do they drink so little water?”
Breaking Bad fan 2: “That's Walt and he has cancer!”
Disillusioned romantic: "Having to care about your significant other's mental state is so exhausting."
Midterm studier and Roma hater: “Who eats fish in 2022?”
A sophomore with overly dilated pupils: “The way to make friends at Ivy is with cigarettes, ket, or cocaine.”
Christian Group, to unsuspecting student: “Do you want prayer?”
A thinker: “iPhone and Android users really do perceive reality differently.”
Public health aficionado: “James? John? Tony… Anthony. It’s Anthony Fauci.”
Future pop star/German professor: “What really drew me to Glee was the pregnancy. The prospect of a teen pregnancy.”