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October 11, 2015

The First Sentence

Returning to a moment before memory.

by Takim Williams on October 12, 2015October 12, 2015

The Ghost Sex

Reliving what could have been.

by Samuel Bollen on October 12, 2015October 12, 2015

Solo in Stockholm

The unexpected pleasures of traveling alone.

by Julia Case-Levine on October 12, 2015October 12, 2015

She said that if she happened to miss her plane, she would be comforted to know that
at least someone else would be able to fly in her place. She would love for her misfortune to become another’s relief. Her space was not wasted.

by Carolyn Kelly on October 11, 2015October 12, 2015

The Art of Dying

Meeting the end, onstage.

by Rachel Stone on October 11, 2015October 17, 2015

An Interview with Uma

After a cross-country road trip and some time in France this summer, Pam moved to New York to begin her life as Uma—an “alternative electronic soul” singer ready to take the NYC music scene by storm.

by Talya Nevins on October 11, 2015October 17, 2015

Nothing Given in History

The hazards of taking history for granted.

by Joshua Leifer on October 11, 2015July 21, 2017

Vienna, Vienna

Meditations on a city of facades.

by Brandon Scott on October 11, 2015

Ferguson is the Future

How science fiction is inspiring the fight for racial equality

by Alice Mar-Abe on October 11, 2015October 22, 2015

Verbatim

Overheard outside a dorm

Chi phi senior, to young woman: I’ve thought about it, and I think I’m okay with being sexually objectified.

Overheard at Ivy

Sophomore sorority sister: I don’t want to be SAE hazed, I want to be AEPi hazed.

Overheard in Taipei subway

White male junior: I wonder if it’s hard being pregnant.

Overheard in East Asian Library

Chi Phi 1: I need a spitter.
Chi Phi 2: Spit on the ground dude, it’s East Asia.

Overheard on NJTransit

US soldier, on broken down train: This is like asking a girl to Netflix and chill and then turning on Youtube.
Other soldier: Man, do you know how many movies you can find on Youtbe?

Overheard in Terrace

German major: Dude, with your outfit you couldn’t even get into Berghain.

Overheard in Whig Clio basement

Future diplomat: When I got hosed from Tower, my parents bought me a huge supply of canned food.

Overheard on 2019 Facebook page

Nerd: Not more than ten minutes on the freeway, I somehow get t-boned and my trebuchet is in ruins.

Overheard in Henry

Radical feminist: The problem is that I'm a TI bro in the body of a girl with a tight vagina.