Oh my God, he is so gay.
Engineer Boyfriend: You can't do that at Frist, you'd get arrested. It's indecent exposure.
Theta Girlfriend: Bullshit. Nobody can see your penis if it's in my mouth.
Guy: You can take Haydar out of the third world.
Haydar: BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE THIRD WORLD OUT OF HAYDAR!
Guy: What does Tyler Allard have to do with the weekend page?
Girl: EDDD ZACHARY!
Guy #1: I know this is stupid, but I love it like it's my retarded baby.
Guy #2: I don't think I could love a retarded baby.
Freshman boy: Yeah, I know, if Terrace were Bicker, I'd totally bicker there.
Same Freshman boy: Guess I'll have to stick with Ivy.