Revamp

February 16, 2020

To Our Readers

A letter from the editors.

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In the Glow of this Candle

“It does not matter that Claire in real life, though a remarkably talented singer, is not a songwriter. This Claire is not that Claire, even though they are inextricably linked by more than their names and the name of their current partners.”

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Full Send

“They know something real about the surface of things. I would say that they defy the abstractions, statistics, and agendas of public policy, the academic event of the structure in whose shadow they roughly glide, jump, and fall.”

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Verbal Knockout

“This was never going to be a simple game with a clear winner. From the start, this boxing match was set up to be a rivalry. It would last nineteen years and counting.”

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A Summer of Luddism

“I didn’t even think about my phone at all, didn’t start at a phantom buzz in my pocket or stop what I was doing to look over at the device when I thought I saw its screen light up.”

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Nass Recommends: Impetigore

A review of Joko Anwar’s psychological horror film.

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Crossword

Crossword

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acute renal failure

“i wish with awful ignorance / that death always came from the outside instead”

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Verbatim

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Overheard in the solarium

Tankie Terrace Bros:
"I get nihilistic when I'm sleepy"
"Really, dude, I get totalitarian”

Overheard in Whitman Common

Girl looking at the time on two iPhones: Wow, they both say 9:30.

Overheard Outside of Tower

Tired bickerer: The amount of times I heard the word “vibes” at Cap bicker is way too high

Overheard on Nassau

“I’ve never met a coke-head who weighs over 130 pounds.”
“Clearly you’ve never been to Cannon.”

Overheard on Dean’s Date Eve

Leftist Mathey RCA, eating French toast: Everyone needs to be triggered sometimes.

Overheard at Mathey Dining Hall

Frosh: I'm not a trust fund kid! I'm a hedge fund kid! There's a difference!

Overheard at a pregame

One jewish female to another: you do look jewish, but you pull it off

Overheard at USG Little Women

Laurie, to Jo: Can we still be friends?
Emotionally ruined Princeton student: Bitch, as if!

Overheard on Nassau St:

Joshua Judd Porter: I’m world weary. I’m Leonard Cohen.

Overheard on iMessage

Boyfriend, to girlfriend: What if we had a foursome and ended up just having gay sex side by side?

Overheard on the Street

Aspiring sex addict: "It would be hard to be an ugly sex addict. Do you think I'm attractive enough to be a sex addict?

Overheard in Small World

Italian Professor: Let me tell you a secret: when i was a young professor here in the 1970s I used to have a huggeeee slice of cheesecake at 2am