February 16, 2020


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Overheard in the solarium

Tankie Terrace Bros:
"I get nihilistic when I'm sleepy"
"Really, dude, I get totalitarian”

Overheard in Whitman Common

Girl looking at the time on two iPhones: Wow, they both say 9:30.

Overheard Outside of Tower

Tired bickerer: The amount of times I heard the word “vibes” at Cap bicker is way too high

Overheard on Nassau

“I’ve never met a coke-head who weighs over 130 pounds.”
“Clearly you’ve never been to Cannon.”

Overheard on Dean’s Date Eve

Leftist Mathey RCA, eating French toast: Everyone needs to be triggered sometimes.

Overheard at Mathey Dining Hall

Frosh: I'm not a trust fund kid! I'm a hedge fund kid! There's a difference!

Overheard at a pregame

One jewish female to another: you do look jewish, but you pull it off

Overheard at USG Little Women

Laurie, to Jo: Can we still be friends?
Emotionally ruined Princeton student: Bitch, as if!

Overheard on Nassau St:

Joshua Judd Porter: I’m world weary. I’m Leonard Cohen.

Overheard on iMessage

Boyfriend, to girlfriend: What if we had a foursome and ended up just having gay sex side by side?

Overheard on the Street

Aspiring sex addict: "It would be hard to be an ugly sex addict. Do you think I'm attractive enough to be a sex addict?

Overheard in Small World

Italian Professor: Let me tell you a secret: when i was a young professor here in the 1970s I used to have a huggeeee slice of cheesecake at 2am