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70 of Princeton’s Next Big Construction Projects: A Nass List

PRINCETON BUILDS: A doomsday bunker, an embassy for Bumble ambassadors, a cold brew river, and 67 other projects.

by staff on November 20, 2022

90 Princeton Courses that Were Never Taught

All the courses you always wanted to take—if the university ever let you.

by staff on November 20, 2021

59 Rejected Theses

Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.

by staff on November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

111 Items on Eisgruber’s Search History

5. found out jewish what do I do?

by staff on April 16, 2017August 12, 2017

Reasons I Called P-Safe on My Roomate

There’s nothing worse than a bad roommate.

by staff on November 21, 2016December 5, 2016

103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh

The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences

by staff on April 10, 2016April 16, 2016

145 Very Specific Anxieties

Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.

by staff on December 6, 2015July 21, 2017

A Better Course Guide

COM/PHI 101: Is it lit?
ENG 201: Oh it’s lit.

by staff on April 18, 2015April 26, 2015

100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight

My mom has the key to my chastity belt.

by staff on March 7, 2015July 4, 2017

A Better Course Guide

The Nass’s classes.

by staff on November 14, 2014November 16, 2014

107 Things Sex is Like

Some of our esteemed fellow publications within the literary Eden that is this campus have recently brought their keen eyes to sex, and what it is like to have it. They have prompted us to consider how it is similar … Read More

by staff on September 28, 2014September 28, 2014

The Nass 100

100 things the staff of the Nassau Weekly doesn’t want to see again next year.

by staff on April 26, 2014July 22, 2017


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