Has hyper-flexible elbows: Women are so understudied. We have no idea what kind of weird muscles we might have.
Homoerotic BSE major: Would you rather be gay or die alone? That's the question in front of me right now.
Not-ready: A child is a time bomb!
Curly-haired Ableist: My cousin is 16, and she's really picky. At that point it's like, grow up! She's not autistic, she doesn't have ARFID…
BDE-BSE house-husband: Since we don’t run the heat, I have to cook and clean to keep the house warm.
Mentally-ill: The real question here is who’s tapped into Peanut the Squirrel?
Judger of men: Bot…I would say.
Lover of men: Why is everyone a bot these days?
Judger of men: AI Era.
Voted blue: I apologize for the dissonance in our humour cognition.
Voted red: I’m not even going to bother looking up dissonance.
English-major: It’s called a joke with alliteration.
ESL: It did not land in our lands.
Angsty and topical: I would hook up with a ghost. You could see through their bullshit.
Grad student who’s too into Tinder: You should always be with the one you’re eye-fucking.
Softie, drenched in their own spit: I can't believe he actually thought I was crying in the corner and never apologized and on top of that made fun of my country’s potassium production.
Renaissance man, lover of women, loved by many, feared by few, appreciated by all, hunk: A woman is like a bathtub. Drip, drip, splash.
Follows their own religion: I think the dinosaurs are waiting for us in the afterlife
Ex-communist: The way of making it in the Soviet Union was better.
American beauty: I hear that like seventy times a day.
Ex-communist: In the Soviet Union, we’re not rude to each other.