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Overheard in Joline Basement
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Guy playing pool, in British accent: fockin’ ‘ell, mate! His Polish opponent: ahhh KURWA!!!
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During a lecture in Mudd Library
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Professional archivist: It was very binary. There was someone who identified as a man, someone who identified as a woman, and then Eisgruber. Terrace Comp Lit major: Ah yes. Man, woman, Eisgruber. The three sexes.
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Overheard outside Lewis Center for the Arts
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Law enforcement aspirant: I’m bad at lying and I’m even worse at telling the truth
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Overheard in a Murray Dodge convo on the Epstein files.
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Student: Who else fujoshi-ing out over Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.
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Overheard on Blair Walk.
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Girl on phone: Yeah the family is trying to keep it quiet! Who knows what would happen if it got out? … Yes, the triplets! … Yes, they are 12 siblings in total
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Heard in Forbes dining hall.
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Self-proclaimed Existentialist: Not to Jaden Smith right now, but can we talk about the political and economic state of the world?
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Overheard on Nassau Street.
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Couple walking together near the Fleet Feet Store Girl: Look Fleet feet! Guy, seductively: mmmmmm, feeeeeet! Girl: Do you wanna go in? Guy: no…
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Overheard near Dillon Gym.
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Bisexual guy: All the guys are so boring, even the maoist. I need to go back to women.
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Overheard in Firestone.
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Student who has been in the library all day: I feel like I need to do something for myself for a change. Another student: What are you thinking? Same tired student: Sleep.
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Overheard in the Junior Slums.
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Someone who doesn’t play around: Has anyone told you that you are manipulative? Girl in boy troubles: Well. Actually, yes.
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Overheard in Small World.
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Friend discussing another friend’s disposition: I feel like you are a very chalant person. Friend being discussed: Really? I take myself as someone who isn’t non-chalant at all. Interjector: Guys! You are talking about the same thing!
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Overheard in TriBeCa.
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Not-an-opera-person: Sandra Oh is in an opera? Opera-person: It’s a speaking role.