NYC Finance Bro: BlackStone has done so much good for America, just think of all the housing they’ve created.

Member: Where would you guys go to study abroad?  Tired Sophomore: I would study abroad in Egypt but I’d go see the pyramids and then just go home.

Possible Lesbian: I had some lesbian sleepovers. We looked into each other’s b-holes.

Curious Observer: Oh, are you reading through the Epstein Files?  Intrepid Citizen-Journalist: Always.

Confused Citizen: La Migra is immigration police? I thought it was like a little margarita.

Righteous Young Woman: I went to public school. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Terran: God made Yaoi.   Another Terran: Is that why he’s called Yahweh?

87-year-old Grandma: What’s that?   2D member: Tofu!   Grandma: Toe food?

Trans Man: So you know how there is Beyond Meat. I like to think of myself as Beyond Boy.

Humanities Student: Can I say something that liberals would hate? I get so much flak for talking about polygamy. Centuries ago, it would have helped women gain rights through marriage.

Post-theatrical Barista: If anyone’s doing a production of Jesus Christ Superstar I’d join, but otherwise those days are over.

Greedy Student: I want to make a lot of money, but I don’t want to work very hard.