Obsessed stalker: Tell her I miss her.
Intermediary: What about her?
Obsessed stalker: Her jokes…her thirst for hot guys…that time she ate frozen pineapple.

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The sun is setting, and the Nass is getting out of here. We still have a few tricks up our sleeve.
Obsessed stalker: Tell her I miss her.
Intermediary: What about her?
Obsessed stalker: Her jokes…her thirst for hot guys…that time she ate frozen pineapple.