Resolute socialist: Watching the GOP debate with the college republicans right now.
Friend: How’s that going?
Socialist: Holding in my scoffs of indignation

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The sun is setting, and the Nass is getting out of here. We still have a few tricks up our sleeve.
Resolute socialist: Watching the GOP debate with the college republicans right now.
Friend: How’s that going?
Socialist: Holding in my scoffs of indignation