Overheard on iMessage

  • Nass List: We Need To Talk About…

      DAT PUSSY Das Pussi your fertile crescent Pregnant chicks kissing the tory’s new poetry section Queering the normal AI… how is no one talking about that?  the big beautiful BILL the big beautiful BBL how we are on a floating rock in the vast emptiness of the universe. Like, damn…really puts shit into perspective…

  • Everything will be okay: Full Design

    Everything will be okay: Full Design

    Pick up a physical copy around campus, or view the full design here!

Newly single girl: “What’s the deal with the male gaze these days? What are you guys into?”

Man with gaze: “A woman wearing something shiny or maybe having something jangly like keys will catch my attention twice as often as a conventionally beautiful woman.”