Cow-Stapler Hater: “Cows don’t have red tails.”
Defensive Professor: “Cows also aren’t staplers.”

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The sun is setting, and the Nass is getting out of here. We still have a few tricks up our sleeve.
Cow-Stapler Hater: “Cows don’t have red tails.”
Defensive Professor: “Cows also aren’t staplers.”