Man 1: “I’ve been at work all day.”
Man 2: “That’s why you’re a multi-multi-hundred-thousandaire.”

“Not only are we compromising and endangering our own health and education by not prioritizing our health in the short-term, but we’re compromising and endangering the health and education of everyone around us.”


A Nass writer looks to two books as scholarly introductions to the occupation.

“There is something glorious waiting for you on the other side. Keep moving, and try not to look back.”

A rumination on the dos and don’ts of moshing.

“Your clothes are spilling from their drawers / It seems I’d rather stay indoors / When I’m in Princeton with you.”

“There are three types of curlers: the competitive, the prepubescent, and the beer-drinking. I have played with all three types in roughly equal measures.”

This week, the Nass reads Sontag, sprains an ankle, and learns how to curl.


Upon a visit to the Met, a Nass writer considers the notion of experiencing art without analyzing it.




“All / Cicero said we need is a library and a garden, so I’ll keep / little brown pots on the windowsills.”

Four underclass students reflect on beginning and continuing college.
Man 1: “I’ve been at work all day.”
Man 2: “That’s why you’re a multi-multi-hundred-thousandaire.”
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