Guy with newly acquired girlfriend: I feel more productive, you know. More relaxed, getting more work done.
Guy’s friend: So getting down to business is good for business?
Guy: Stocks are UP when her pants are DOWN.
Overheard in Corwin men’s room
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Second Look: Full Design
Our big debut! All our hard-hitting journalistic goings-on inside. Find a copy around campus, or take a look at the full spread below:
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I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight: Full Design
The sun is setting, and the Nass is getting out of here. We still have a few tricks up our sleeve.











