Personal finance guru: “I might just sleep all day so I don’t have to pay for food.”
Sage Lakers fan: “Mamba mentality.”

We’re writing poetry, watching Dune, and having problematic relationships with moms. Take a look. Find a copy around campus, or click the link here to view the full design!

This week, like most weeks, the Nass looks inward. Find a copy around campus, or click the link here to view the full design!

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says, “Why the long face?” “Well,” the horse says, “it’s my life.” “What about your life,” the bartender says, “What’s the story?” “That’s just it,” says the horse, “I don’t have a story. I’m a horse, And I’m like all the other horses, and all the…
Personal finance guru: “I might just sleep all day so I don’t have to pay for food.”
Sage Lakers fan: “Mamba mentality.”