Overheard in Cafe Viv

  • Nass List: We Need To Talk About…

      DAT PUSSY Das Pussi your fertile crescent Pregnant chicks kissing the tory’s new poetry section Queering the normal AI… how is no one talking about that?  the big beautiful BILL the big beautiful BBL how we are on a floating rock in the vast emptiness of the universe. Like, damn…really puts shit into perspective…

  • Everything will be okay: Full Design

    Everything will be okay: Full Design

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Self-declared SWUG: I keep getting weird looks from the guy who lives across from me. I wish I could explain to him that the vibrating noise coming from my room every night is not the sound of me pleasuring myself but rather my electric toothbrush since I’m too lazy to walk 20 feet to the bathroom.