Barista: Is whole milk fine with that?
Wife: Yes, please.
Husband: Skim.

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The sun is setting, and the Nass is getting out of here. We still have a few tricks up our sleeve.
Barista: Is whole milk fine with that?
Wife: Yes, please.
Husband: Skim.