Totally Rational Daughter: Do you ever wish that homicide was legal for one day?
Overreacting Father: NO! I DON’T WISH THAT! They make one movie and suddenly everyone thinks this is a good idea.

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The sun is setting, and the Nass is getting out of here. We still have a few tricks up our sleeve.
Totally Rational Daughter: Do you ever wish that homicide was legal for one day?
Overreacting Father: NO! I DON’T WISH THAT! They make one movie and suddenly everyone thinks this is a good idea.