NSA employee: I am too drunk to go to work. It’s a question of national security.
Me: You’re the rap game Edward Snowden.
NSA employee, stricken: No, no…we don’t joke about him.
Overheard at 7:15 am
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Second Look: Full Design
Our big debut! All our hard-hitting journalistic goings-on inside. Find a copy around campus, or take a look at the full spread below:
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I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight: Full Design
The sun is setting, and the Nass is getting out of here. We still have a few tricks up our sleeve.











