The deal man.

The fucking deal.

Eleven pieces for the price of nine.

Price of eight. Price of eight dude.

Chipotle?

Nonononno.

Malort?

KFC.

Nonononono. Popeyes.

Popeyes.

Ooooh.

Popeyes. Okay.

Wait but like why not Long John Silver.

Are you fucking kidding me Long John Silver?

No. Popeyes. The original deal.

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