Nuclear Winter

February 20, 2025

Los Angeles As I’ve Known It

The Palisades Fire and a home that will never be the same.

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Nuclear Winter: Full Design

There’s a war on bad magazines, and we’re waging it full-force. Find a copy around campus, or view the full design below!

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Letter from the Editors

Dear all, Did you miss us? We certainly missed you. For the past three years, this magazine has brought us close community and constant inspiration. Now, we are thrilled to inaugurate Volume 49 of the Nassau Weekly. At its core, … Read More

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Crook

After Robert Frost

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The Art of Complaining

There’s a time and place for complaining for Ev Wellmon, and The Nassau Weekly is it.

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On the Prowl for Some Geriarchs

Until The Nassau Weekly’s expiration date, Mia Mann-Shafir needs an octogenarian.

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Cheesy

Livia Shneider and The Nassau Weekly are anything but cheesy.

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Bringing Out the Dead

Reconstructing the fragments of a life: documents, memory, and the weight of the past.

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Metamodernism

“You stare at that tan bag with odd patches and watch the puddle forming around it slowly grow, spreading out across the hardwood floors.”

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Letting It All Hang Out

If there’s one thing The Nassau Weekly has learned from Ellie Diamond, it’s that a good cry is worth the wait.

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Verbatim

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Overheard in London

Child at heart: I have to apply for something to prolong this youthfulness.

Realist: You mean a fellowship?

Overheard while window-shopping

Yearner: By acquiring something, I experience the loss. A loss by acquisition.

Overheard under the smoking tree

Reads too much Camus: I have the urge to say something philosophical.

Naturally curious individual: Say it.

Reads too much Camus: I don't know what…I just have the urge.

Overheard in an SLA class

Russian professor: Camus is a poor man’s Dostoevsky.

Overheard outside the Nass room

Someone: Why do you look so dark woke

Overheard at Small World

Poet with shoulder-length hair: Getting old and gray and the gray matter is turning into cotton candy or sometimes steel wool, but neither one is what it's supposed to be.

Overheard in the kitchen

Looking for an internship: It’s like I’m cooking, but it’s burning at the same time…

Overheard outside Firestone

English Senior; Famous Poet: Sometimes I wish I smoked. It would give me an excuse to go outside.

Overheard at Quad

Two people, discussing how they keep warm when going out: I let the alcohol keep me warm on the way there, and take a jacket on the way back.

Overheard at Wawa

A young boy: I can drink 2 redbulls and not feel anything.

Overheard in RoMa

BSE student: My grandma is a Stalinist.

Overheard at the gym

Recruit who dropped their sport: Can I work in?

Regular student: Work in Stone? Frist? Campus Club? Work in where?

Crossword

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