God Smiles On All Love

October 11, 2007


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Overheard in Brown courtyard:

Ivy upperclassman hugging
new member in tears: You
finally belong now! For the first
time, you finally belong now!

Overheard in ANT201 lecture:

Prof. Borneman: We need to be
aware of the proximity of the

Overheard on the way to the Drag Ball:

Man reflecting on his recent
haircut: I feel so much lighter,
so much more open -- like a
shaved pussy.

Overheard in Pyne:

The ship continued her voyage
to Corinth, but a dolphin picked
up Glaucus, of Chios, who
invented the art of welding, and
carried him on its back to Taenarum.
Here Glaucus landed,
and made his way in his singing
costume to Corinth, where he
told the whole story about the

Overheard in Forbes:

Girl 1: I need to rescue him...
Girl 1 and Girl 2: ...from Jesus.

Overheard in Forbes:

Pi Phi: I don?t get it. Why do
hot guys come to college if
they?re gay?