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March 24, 2011

The Bucket

At 99 years old, Poppa is more scowl than man. Death it seems has forgotten about him, letting him linger and decay far past what can be natural. His life, far past being led, is endured and he swears to … Read More

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Writing the Reading

Sometimes, you forget: there are people out there who do absolutely brilliant, incredible things. Even at achievement-filled Princeton—especially at achievement-filled Princeton—greatness, which is a level below the place I write about, can become benign and unimpressive. Talent becomes the norm … Read More

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Spring Broken

Attention, all you who decry the decline of American culture—where did the concept of MTV Spring Break come from? What seedy gyri or sulci of our brains make us think that a full week of developing skin cancer, developing liver … Read More

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Georgia Explorer

We woke up at 6 AM, painfully early for the start of Spring Break, and filed down to the well-loved minivan that would carry us on our fourteen hour journey to Georgia. A green glass mineral water bottle filled with … Read More

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Movers and Shakers

Friday, March 11, Japan’s Pacific shore was hit by a magnitude 8.9 earthquake, which tilted the Earth’s axis and moved the entire island closer to North America. While most people may already be aware of these tragic events, many may not be aware of the fact that Japanese earthquake and its effects were also the comedy event of the year.

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I Just Don’t Like It

The Facebook community has been under silent attack for the past few months, and the evidence is plastered all over the Walls. Careful observers have probably already spotted a few of these malignant growths on their Newsfeeds: posts that look something like Zack Newick, Giri Nathan and 15 other friends like “OMG Justin Bieber Really said that ?!!”

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Verbatim

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Overheard in Cuyler:

Tall guy: Is this rotting bag of clementines an aesthetic choice?

Overheard Freshman girl, on phone:

And there’s always someone with a 15-page study guide. There’s always someone better than you!

Overheard in ENG 305:

Professor of English: Is it possible for all of you to have phalluses?

Overheard on McCosh Walk:

Freshman, practicing writing seminar debate while walking, to self: There is the church (pause), but also the state.